Comments on: Fax Spam http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/ More pontification than a 15 minute office visit Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:09:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Carol http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-156 Carol Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:42:42 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-156 I am a former freshman in high school and one of my teachers uses both sides of the paper for quizzes as a way of recycling. Anyway, I was looking on the other side to see what was on it, and to my surprise, it was this fax. My friends and I were disgusted (and a little entertained) that my teacher was in possession of this fax. We decided to go onto READY4HER.com as a joke and discovered that the web site does not exist and instead, found this web page. We were quite disappointed by the truth, but had our fun laughing at his necessities. Thanks for opening our eyes. I am a former freshman in high school and one of my teachers uses both sides of the paper for quizzes as a way of recycling. Anyway, I was looking on the other side to see what was on it, and to my surprise, it was this fax. My friends and I were disgusted (and a little entertained) that my teacher was in possession of this fax. We decided to go onto READY4HER.com as a joke and discovered that the web site does not exist and instead, found this web page. We were quite disappointed by the truth, but had our fun laughing at his necessities. Thanks for opening our eyes.

]]> By: Jennifer http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-153 Jennifer Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:52:51 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-153 We received the same fax at my office, an investment firm. I'm send it to FTC. We received the same fax at my office, an investment firm. I’m send it to FTC.

]]> By: Todd Shearin http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-135 Todd Shearin Thu, 08 May 2008 00:30:58 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-135 My introduction to this sales pitch: I sit in stunned silence after being handed this fax by my wife of 19 years as she demands an explaination,as this is the first time I have seen this commerical my intense study of the document promps my wife to impute "can't explain the unexplainable can you"? My attempt to understand just what the hell this is comes off as the silence of the guilty via a man whose 19 year marriage has been comming apart for the last two years. As is often the case with marriages in trouble I have not shared a bed with my wife in over 6 months, I have not been intimate with ANYONE in that time, obviously I am the last one that needs or wants this product! While I can not say that your unwanted commerical destroyed my marriage, that was done by my wife and I, I will, kind Sir, charge that your commerical has ended any hope I may have had to put it back together. I have a 16 year old son named Lee and a 12 year old daughter named Hannah, it was because of them I had not yet left my home and and family, it is because of you and the format you selected in your desire to push product without any thought for the damage such an approach could cause I must now give up any hope and leave my family. However, I'm sure that I have wasted my time here, fore, I'm sure that if you even read this it will have little or no effect on how you advertise. <strong>### Hi Todd, Sorry to hear about your problems. One suggestion I might make (although I don't think it, or anything else for that matters sounds very likely to solve your problems), is that you first read the entire post you just responded to, as well as the other comments. Then, ask you wife to do the same. I said I wasn't going to do this, but I'll break my promise here and say this one more time. I'll even use the annoying caps-lock shouting technique, in case that will help anyone's reading comprehension. I DIDN'T SEND THIS FAX TO YOU!!! I DIDN'T SEND THIS FAX TO ANYONE!!! SOME ASS-HAT CANADIAN SENT THIS FAX TO THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF FOLKS ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA!!! I MAY BE AN ASS-HAT, BUT I'M NOT CANADIAN AND I'M NOT <em>THE</em> ASS-HAT WHO SPAMMED FAX MACHINES ACROSS NORTH AMERICA WITH THIS STUPIDITY!!! I WAS SENT THIS FAX BY THE SAME ASS-HAT AND MY BLOG POST WAS SIMPLY COMMENTING ON THAT FACT!!! Help me out here folks, please.....Is there any way I can possibly be more clear to the reading-impared??????????? </strong> My introduction to this sales pitch: I sit in stunned silence after being handed this fax by my wife of 19 years as she demands an explaination,as this is the first time I have seen this commerical my intense study of the document promps my wife to impute “can’t explain the unexplainable can you”? My attempt to understand just what the hell this is comes off as the silence of the guilty via a man whose 19 year marriage has been comming apart for the last two years.
As is often the case with marriages in trouble I have not shared a bed with my wife in over 6 months, I have not been intimate with ANYONE in that time, obviously I am the last one that needs or wants this product!
While I can not say that your unwanted commerical destroyed my marriage, that was done by my wife and I, I will, kind Sir, charge that your commerical has ended any hope I may have had to put it back together.
I have a 16 year old son named Lee and a 12 year old daughter named Hannah, it was because of them I had not yet left my home and and family, it is because of you and the format you selected in your desire to push product without any thought for the damage such an approach could cause I must now give up any hope and leave my family.
However, I’m sure that I have wasted my time here, fore, I’m sure that if you even read this it will have little or no effect on how you advertise.

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Hi Todd,

Sorry to hear about your problems.

One suggestion I might make (although I don’t think it, or anything else for that matters sounds very likely to solve your problems), is that you first read the entire post you just responded to, as well as the other comments.

Then, ask you wife to do the same.

I said I wasn’t going to do this, but I’ll break my promise here and say this one more time. I’ll even use the annoying caps-lock shouting technique, in case that will help anyone’s reading comprehension.

I DIDN’T SEND THIS FAX TO YOU!!!

I DIDN’T SEND THIS FAX TO ANYONE!!!

SOME ASS-HAT CANADIAN SENT THIS FAX TO THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF FOLKS ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA!!!

I MAY BE AN ASS-HAT, BUT I’M NOT CANADIAN AND I’M NOT THE ASS-HAT WHO SPAMMED FAX MACHINES ACROSS NORTH AMERICA WITH THIS STUPIDITY!!!

I WAS SENT THIS FAX BY THE SAME ASS-HAT AND MY BLOG POST WAS SIMPLY COMMENTING ON THAT FACT!!!

Help me out here folks, please…..Is there any way I can possibly be more clear to the reading-impared???????????

]]> By: L.A. BLUE http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-117 L.A. BLUE Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:25:16 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-117 I WANT FREE SAMPLE, IF THER IS ONE. ### <strong>Hi L.A. Blue! Check your fax machine. The free samples should be coming over in just a little while! Have fun, Sam</strong> I WANT FREE SAMPLE, IF THER IS ONE.

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Hi L.A. Blue!

Check your fax machine. The free samples should be coming over in just a little while!

Have fun,

Sam

]]> By: More On Spam (or should I say Moron Spam?) at Dr. Sam Online http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-116 More On Spam (or should I say Moron Spam?) at Dr. Sam Online Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:20:48 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-116 [...] var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3494903-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); « Fax Spam [...] […] var gaJsHost = ((”https:” == document.location.protocol) ? “https://ssl.” : “http://www.”); document.write(unescape(”%3Cscript src=’” + gaJsHost + “google-analytics.com/ga.js’ type=’text/javascript’%3E%3C/script%3E”)); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker(”UA-3494903-1″); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); « Fax Spam […]

]]> By: Lolabrigada http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-115 Lolabrigada Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:39:38 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-115 We approve of Dr. Sam! We're starting the "ready4her" revolution! Thanks for the pic. You're the best! We approve of Dr. Sam! We’re starting the “ready4her” revolution! Thanks for the pic. You’re the best!

]]> By: Glenn http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-114 Glenn Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:44:40 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-114 I got the same fax today and anyone that receives this or any other fax that does not have a opt out phone number should go to FCC.gov and file an on-line complaint. I just did and even faxed a copy of Tod's fax to the FCC. If enough people file complaints maybe these people will get shut down. I got the same fax today and anyone that receives this or any other fax that does not have a opt out phone number should go to FCC.gov and file an on-line complaint. I just did and even faxed a copy of Tod’s fax to the FCC. If enough people file complaints maybe these people will get shut down.

]]> By: Ron S. http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-113 Ron S. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:05:49 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-113 I receiver two of these today, one at the office where I volunteer for the sheriff and one at home. The one at home took some explaining! Ron I receiver two of these today, one at the office where I volunteer for the sheriff and one at home. The one at home took some explaining!
Ron

]]> By: Dana http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-112 Dana Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:42:26 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-112 We too received this fax today, and had a good laugh with our only male employee in our office. He also felt compelled to assure us firmly that he didn't need this product to satisfy his wife. Thank you for letting us have such a good laugh with all the blogs/posts on this Friday. Not to keep on picking on Mary...but really....she's not in charge of our upcoming rebate checks, is she?? Thanks again!!! We too received this fax today, and had a good laugh with our only male employee in our office. He also felt compelled to assure us firmly that he didn’t need this product to satisfy his wife. Thank you for letting us have such a good laugh with all the blogs/posts on this Friday. Not to keep on picking on Mary…but really….she’s not in charge of our upcoming rebate checks, is she??
Thanks again!!!

]]> By: Joel http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-111 Joel Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:46:34 +0000 http://drsamonline.com/2008/04/17/miscellaneous/fax-spam/#comment-111 Dr Sam, Gary must be a great kidder and is playing into the theme or people are even dumber than my cynical imagination will allow as to be possible. Mary is right, she needs to retire before she hurts someone, hope she is NOT in the medical field. A person like would have your head amputated for an ingrown toenail. I unfortunately get fax Spam more than I would like. I have had the # for many years and I suspect it has been sold more than once.... Lord Have Mercy on Us All..... ### <strong>Joel, I hope you're right about Gary, and that he was just pulling my leg. If not, I sort of hope that maybe he fails to get his free samples as that may be best for the human gene pool in the grand scheme of things. I sort of agree with Nathaniel that this comments section is proving to be rather entertaining. Mary is awesome, isn't she? Oh my goodness. It's government hot-shots like her that make the prospect of universal, government run health care scare the heck out of me. Cheers, ...Sam</strong> Dr Sam,

Gary must be a great kidder and is playing into the theme or people are even dumber than my cynical imagination will allow as to be possible.

Mary is right, she needs to retire before she hurts someone, hope she is NOT in the medical field. A person like would have your head amputated for an ingrown toenail.

I unfortunately get fax Spam more than I would like. I have had the # for many years and I suspect it has been sold more than once….

Lord Have Mercy on Us All…..

###
Joel, I hope you’re right about Gary, and that he was just pulling my leg.

If not, I sort of hope that maybe he fails to get his free samples as that may be best for the human gene pool in the grand scheme of things.

I sort of agree with Nathaniel that this comments section is proving to be rather entertaining.

Mary is awesome, isn’t she? Oh my goodness.

It’s government hot-shots like her that make the prospect of universal, government run health care scare the heck out of me.

Cheers,

…Sam

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